Do you take shits that feel like they are coming out sideways sometimes, holy fuck do those ever hurt! That I figure is about as close to giving birth as men will ever get.
Whenever I'm driving and I see a taxi, particularly one with a fare already I make a point of speeding past them even if this means driving 20 or 30 over the limit. Why you ask? Because, have you ever been in a cab and you see people flying past you, holy fuck does that ever piss you off. So really I do it to be an asshole would be the short answer.
My dog a toy poodle/mutt recently lost her virginity to my neighbours dog, and she was depressed and fucked up as shit. She was laying on the ground twitching and making weird noises as though she was traumatized. hahahahaha until i realized it because she got fucked by this other dog. Shes ok now but fuck was she ever retarded, no pun intended. so hopefully she'll have puppies now and I can make back some of the wasted money I spent on buying her stupid ass
Monday, February 1, 2010
Welcome Back
Welcome back assholes....hahahahahahaahahaha here comes some very random shit; Jokes, stories etc.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
I actually saw GI Joe....I downloaded that bitch. I sure as fuck was not gonna pay money for a Channing "The Turd" Tatum movie. I thought it sucked all kinds of ass and balls....pure cheese whiz, Not that I was surprised.
What else.....What the fuck happened to Funny People the Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen black comedy that came out this year. It was hilarious but it bombed in the theaters...fuckin people!
Why is anyone talking about The Sopranos Movie still? Shit isnt gonna happen as much as me or any other fan of the series wants it to. Everytime I see another fucktard that loved that show they tell me theres a movie being made they saw or read the shit somewhere.....BULLLLSHITTT they did, google that mothafucka,, the shit aint happenin
Some other shit....SpiderMan 4 is actually being made???!!! wow, because the last one was fuckin retarded...I would like to see Batman 3 news...fuck spiderman the little web slingin bitch
thats all for today ....meh
What else.....What the fuck happened to Funny People the Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen black comedy that came out this year. It was hilarious but it bombed in the theaters...fuckin people!
Why is anyone talking about The Sopranos Movie still? Shit isnt gonna happen as much as me or any other fan of the series wants it to. Everytime I see another fucktard that loved that show they tell me theres a movie being made they saw or read the shit somewhere.....BULLLLSHITTT they did, google that mothafucka,, the shit aint happenin
Some other shit....SpiderMan 4 is actually being made???!!! wow, because the last one was fuckin retarded...I would like to see Batman 3 news...fuck spiderman the little web slingin bitch
thats all for today ....meh
New Title........New Direction
Welcome to "Random Shit of The Day"....
It doesnt need to be todays random shit or even yesterdays, It's no longer Movie News or Reviews either. Why? Who gives a shit why, nobody!
Time to rant.........
It doesnt need to be todays random shit or even yesterdays, It's no longer Movie News or Reviews either. Why? Who gives a shit why, nobody!
Time to rant.........
Sunday, August 9, 2009
GI Joe BoxOffice
The estimate for GI Joe boxoffice opening weekend is in at 56million, Which isnt too far off the prediction that were between 50-52million.
GI Joe is now playing everywhere
GI Joe is now playing everywhere
Eric Heisserer Talks 'The Thing' Prequel/Remake
Bloody Disgusting Reports:
We've got a special report for you guys as we caught up with Eric Heisserer, who is in the process of rewriting Ronald D. Moore's draft of The Thing (and also rewrote the reboot of A Nightmare on Elm Street), the forthcoming prequel/reboot that's being helmed by Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. In the interview he reveals who the main character could be, along with details on how they plan on referencing the original film in the new one - this is sure to make fans very happy. Read on and talk about it below, is this a film you're excited for?
Heisserer tells us that he is still working on his draft of THE THING, which he says could go into production as early as January of 2010.
“[I’m working on it] as we speak, that’s why I have my laptop here,” he tells us on the set of New Line Cinema's A Nightmare on Elm Street reboot back in July.
Some early rumors were that the prequel would follow the brother of R.J. MacReady, who was played by Kurt Russell in the first film.
“That was certainly a character in Ronald Moore’s draft,” he tells B-D. “I can’t comment on whether or not were going to keep that going forward.”
One of the best parts about making a prequel is that a writer gets to really dissect the first film in order to construct a backstory.
“It’s a really fascinating way to construct a story because were doing it by autopsy, by examining very, very closely everything we know about the Norwegian camp and about the events that happened there from photos and video footage that’s recovered,” he continues, “from a visit to the base, the director, producer and I have gone through it countless times marking, you know, there’s a fire axe in the door, we have to account for that…were having to reverse engineer it, so those details all matter to us ‘cause it all has to make sense.”
“We explain how it got there,” he continues referring to the axe, adding that he found a way to bring suspense back to the film. “We’re finding so much from Carpenter’s movie that you think you’ve seen, but in actually it allows us to come up with certain twists on what we have that will allow people to be on the edge of their seat, and not know who’s going to make it and who’s not.”
In the screenplay by Ronald D. Moore that Eric is rewriting, the prequel takes place from the Norwegian camps point of view. An American scientific expedition to the frozen wastes of the Antarctic is interrupted by a group of seemingly mad Norwegians pursuing and shooting a dog. The helicopter pursuing the dog crashes leaving no explanation for the chase. During the night, the dog mutates and attacks other dogs in the cage and members of the team that investigate. The team soon realizes that an alien life form with the ability to take over bodies is on the loose and they don't know who may already have been taken over.
We've got a special report for you guys as we caught up with Eric Heisserer, who is in the process of rewriting Ronald D. Moore's draft of The Thing (and also rewrote the reboot of A Nightmare on Elm Street), the forthcoming prequel/reboot that's being helmed by Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. In the interview he reveals who the main character could be, along with details on how they plan on referencing the original film in the new one - this is sure to make fans very happy. Read on and talk about it below, is this a film you're excited for?
Heisserer tells us that he is still working on his draft of THE THING, which he says could go into production as early as January of 2010.
“[I’m working on it] as we speak, that’s why I have my laptop here,” he tells us on the set of New Line Cinema's A Nightmare on Elm Street reboot back in July.
Some early rumors were that the prequel would follow the brother of R.J. MacReady, who was played by Kurt Russell in the first film.
“That was certainly a character in Ronald Moore’s draft,” he tells B-D. “I can’t comment on whether or not were going to keep that going forward.”
One of the best parts about making a prequel is that a writer gets to really dissect the first film in order to construct a backstory.
“It’s a really fascinating way to construct a story because were doing it by autopsy, by examining very, very closely everything we know about the Norwegian camp and about the events that happened there from photos and video footage that’s recovered,” he continues, “from a visit to the base, the director, producer and I have gone through it countless times marking, you know, there’s a fire axe in the door, we have to account for that…were having to reverse engineer it, so those details all matter to us ‘cause it all has to make sense.”
“We explain how it got there,” he continues referring to the axe, adding that he found a way to bring suspense back to the film. “We’re finding so much from Carpenter’s movie that you think you’ve seen, but in actually it allows us to come up with certain twists on what we have that will allow people to be on the edge of their seat, and not know who’s going to make it and who’s not.”
In the screenplay by Ronald D. Moore that Eric is rewriting, the prequel takes place from the Norwegian camps point of view. An American scientific expedition to the frozen wastes of the Antarctic is interrupted by a group of seemingly mad Norwegians pursuing and shooting a dog. The helicopter pursuing the dog crashes leaving no explanation for the chase. During the night, the dog mutates and attacks other dogs in the cage and members of the team that investigate. The team soon realizes that an alien life form with the ability to take over bodies is on the loose and they don't know who may already have been taken over.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Will Terminator 5 affect Batman 3 ??
Something I had not considered until now is that if McG is prepping T5 now it could be ready to start shooting by late next year I'm assuming, Now also rumors are floating around that Batman 3 will begin shooting late next year aswell, So if Bale returns to T5 will this affect the release of B3 or will WB simply push back T5 to get out another Hopefully Christopher Nolan directed Batman, And then turn there focus back to the Terminator franchise
GI Joe Recieves Only 2 Stars
Empire Online has reviewed GI Joe and sadly it only recieved 2 out of 5 stars. I cant say I'm that surprised. heres an excerpt from the review:
Bond without the style and Team America without the bellylaughs. The moronic script and nonsensical plot are good for a snicker, though.
Head over to Empire to read the full review
Bond without the style and Team America without the bellylaughs. The moronic script and nonsensical plot are good for a snicker, though.
Head over to Empire to read the full review
McG Is Making Terminator 5!!!!
I'm sure the first thing most people are thinking right now is wtf!!!
I honestly did not think after T4 they would even be making another Terminator this soon let alone with the direction of McG, But the director with the name you love to hate tells IESB that he's currently prepping Terminator5 now
McG: It's interesting. Obviously, Michael Bay had tremendous success following Transformers, in a very short window. Sometimes people like to take time off, but I'm excited about the next installation of the story, in the Terminator idea.
So, for me, it's terribly exciting to get back out there and show a different face of that idea, and perhaps get out of the apocalyptic world and into a contemporary world. I think the audience is going to be very excited about our way in. I haven't talked to anybody about that yet. You're the first one
I honestly did not think after T4 they would even be making another Terminator this soon let alone with the direction of McG, But the director with the name you love to hate tells IESB that he's currently prepping Terminator5 now
McG: It's interesting. Obviously, Michael Bay had tremendous success following Transformers, in a very short window. Sometimes people like to take time off, but I'm excited about the next installation of the story, in the Terminator idea.
So, for me, it's terribly exciting to get back out there and show a different face of that idea, and perhaps get out of the apocalyptic world and into a contemporary world. I think the audience is going to be very excited about our way in. I haven't talked to anybody about that yet. You're the first one
Thursday, August 6, 2009
GI Joe Early Reviews...
GI Joe has actually received some early reviews. And to everyones surprise they were positive
Here's an excerpt from a review by collider:
My one sentence: It’s the cartoon come to life.
The action scenes are really well done and there are a lot of them. While some expensive action films make it impossible to follow what’s going on, “G.I. Joe” is easy to follow. I never lost track of who was where or what they were doing.
To read the full review click on the link provided to head over to collider
Here's an excerpt from a review by collider:
My one sentence: It’s the cartoon come to life.
The action scenes are really well done and there are a lot of them. While some expensive action films make it impossible to follow what’s going on, “G.I. Joe” is easy to follow. I never lost track of who was where or what they were doing.
To read the full review click on the link provided to head over to collider
Guest Voices Announced for The Simpsons Season 21
I know it's not Movie related news but who doesnt love the simpsons...Probably Channing Tatum (king turd).
The following is the guest voices for this season of the simpsons.
Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Anne Hathaway, Jackie Mason, Neve Campbell and the late Eartha Kitt are among the guest voices on the upcoming 21st season of "The Simpsons" airing Sundays (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on Fox.
In "Homer The Whopper," the season premiere episode co-written by Seth Rogen airing Sunday, Sept. 27, "Comic Book Guy" casts "Homer" as the lead in "Everyman," a feature film based on the new comic book superhero he created. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer "Lyle McCarthy" (guest voice Rogen), but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen.
Jonah Hill guest-voices as "Andy," a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever in the upcoming episode, "Pranks and Greens." Neve Campbell plays "Cassandra," a Wiccan accused of blinding the town with a spell (a la "The Craft") in "Rednecks and Broomsticks." Jackie Mason returns as Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty the Clown's father, in "Once Upon a Time in Springfield," in which Krusty ends up falling in love with the actress who plays "Princess Penelope" (guest star Anne Hathaway), a new character on his show. The late Eartha Kitt also lends her voice talents to the episode.
Additional guest stars paying Springfield a visit next season include Coldplay's Chris Martin, Sarah Silverman, football greats Eli Manning and Peyton Manning, sportscaster Bob Costas, UFC champion Chuck Liddell and actress Angela Bassett.
The following is the guest voices for this season of the simpsons.
Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Anne Hathaway, Jackie Mason, Neve Campbell and the late Eartha Kitt are among the guest voices on the upcoming 21st season of "The Simpsons" airing Sundays (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on Fox.
In "Homer The Whopper," the season premiere episode co-written by Seth Rogen airing Sunday, Sept. 27, "Comic Book Guy" casts "Homer" as the lead in "Everyman," a feature film based on the new comic book superhero he created. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer "Lyle McCarthy" (guest voice Rogen), but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen.
Jonah Hill guest-voices as "Andy," a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever in the upcoming episode, "Pranks and Greens." Neve Campbell plays "Cassandra," a Wiccan accused of blinding the town with a spell (a la "The Craft") in "Rednecks and Broomsticks." Jackie Mason returns as Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty the Clown's father, in "Once Upon a Time in Springfield," in which Krusty ends up falling in love with the actress who plays "Princess Penelope" (guest star Anne Hathaway), a new character on his show. The late Eartha Kitt also lends her voice talents to the episode.
Additional guest stars paying Springfield a visit next season include Coldplay's Chris Martin, Sarah Silverman, football greats Eli Manning and Peyton Manning, sportscaster Bob Costas, UFC champion Chuck Liddell and actress Angela Bassett.
GI Joe opening this weekend...
With GI joe opening this weekend it's likeley to take the top spot at the box office. I'm hearing predictions of 50million opening weekend. I honestly think theyre making way to many movies that rely soley on there CGI special effects and not enough on a decent story or character. Look at Transformers for example, dont get me wrong transformers was awsome. But it was awsome because it was just good stupid fun, your not taking it serious. Your excited to see giant CGI robots kick the crap out of eachother while Megan Fox struts around in sluty outfits (not that I'm complaining)....cool movie not such an amazing story.
I'm positive GI Joe will fall into this same category, Which I guess isnt all that bad for a summer popcorn flick. Its not really meant to blow your mind and make you think, it's there to entertain you for shits and giggles. There really was no real reason for this post just thought I would rant. I never watched transformers as a kid but I liked the toys. I never watched GI Joe either and I thought the toys were stupid....But the movie does look kinda cool, But at the same time does anyone agree parts of the trailers we have seen do look a little chese whiz?
I'm positive GI Joe will fall into this same category, Which I guess isnt all that bad for a summer popcorn flick. Its not really meant to blow your mind and make you think, it's there to entertain you for shits and giggles. There really was no real reason for this post just thought I would rant. I never watched transformers as a kid but I liked the toys. I never watched GI Joe either and I thought the toys were stupid....But the movie does look kinda cool, But at the same time does anyone agree parts of the trailers we have seen do look a little chese whiz?
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Movie Review: Funny People
Funny People is the third film by Director Judd Apatow (the 40 year old virgin, Knocked Up). It seem everytime he makes a movie he tries to take serious things about real life and make them hilarious. Once again he does a great job of this with his usual team Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill and wife Lesley Mann aswell as there two kids which were also in Knocked up. Joining the apatow team this time around were Jason Shwartzman, Eric Bana who was hilarious as Mann's husband, and long time friend Adam Sandler.
The movie follows the Life of George Simmons (Adam Sandler) a succesful actor and comedian that finds out hes dying from a rare disease and theres little chance he'll survive. After finding this out he decides he's going to start doing stand up comedy again before he dies while at the comedy club he meets a new comedian named Ira Wright (Seth Rogen) that he decides to hire to write his jokes and be his personal assistant. Jonah Hill and Jason Shwartzman are Ira's roommates, Jonah is a stand up comedian and Jason is a sitcom actor. Lesley Mann plays Sandlers ex girlfriend that he tries to win back when he finds out hes dying.
Despite the serious subject matter of the movie its actually very funny. I think this may be Sandler's best movie to date and maybe even his funniest, the same goes for Apatow and Rogen. Alot of people are saying that Sandler may get an Oscar Nomination for his role, I cant argue that at all. It was nice to see sandler in something where he wasnt forced to be kid friendly and PG with his comedy...He was at the top of his game
Also I hafto add Eminems cameo was hilarious and very well written.
Rating: A-
The movie is a little bit long but moves along nicely and keeps you laughing to the end
The movie follows the Life of George Simmons (Adam Sandler) a succesful actor and comedian that finds out hes dying from a rare disease and theres little chance he'll survive. After finding this out he decides he's going to start doing stand up comedy again before he dies while at the comedy club he meets a new comedian named Ira Wright (Seth Rogen) that he decides to hire to write his jokes and be his personal assistant. Jonah Hill and Jason Shwartzman are Ira's roommates, Jonah is a stand up comedian and Jason is a sitcom actor. Lesley Mann plays Sandlers ex girlfriend that he tries to win back when he finds out hes dying.
Despite the serious subject matter of the movie its actually very funny. I think this may be Sandler's best movie to date and maybe even his funniest, the same goes for Apatow and Rogen. Alot of people are saying that Sandler may get an Oscar Nomination for his role, I cant argue that at all. It was nice to see sandler in something where he wasnt forced to be kid friendly and PG with his comedy...He was at the top of his game
Also I hafto add Eminems cameo was hilarious and very well written.
Rating: A-
The movie is a little bit long but moves along nicely and keeps you laughing to the end
Friday the 13th (2009) Blu Ray
The Blu Ray for the Friday the 13th was recently released...
I picked up the Killer Cut which I found to be better than the theatrical version of the film i previously reviewed. there was a few cool special features but its more worth the extra money for the high def experience and the extended footage....
worth checking out
I picked up the Killer Cut which I found to be better than the theatrical version of the film i previously reviewed. there was a few cool special features but its more worth the extra money for the high def experience and the extended footage....
worth checking out
Movie Review: Public Enemies
Overall a good movie....
The Good: Johnny Depp was awesome as usual and fit perfectly in the role of notorious gangster and bank robber John Dillinger. Even when he wasnt saying anything he was amazing. Also Christain Bale was a ruthless bad ass as FBI agent Melvin Purvis, He shoots down and kills Pretty Boy Floyd (Channing Tatum) within the first 5 min of the movie and then later on kills Baby Face Nelson at the end of a vicous shoot out and high speed chase. The acting from all of the supporting cast was also top notch, especially that of Depps love interest in the film played by Marion Cotillard. Not to mention it was written and directed by Micheal Mann (Heat)
The Bad: It was a somewhat long movie and if it wasnt for some scenes that really dragged out for no reason at all that would have been ok. Also during a few of the shootouts and Action Scenes they were using handheld HD cameras which was an interesting idea by mann but it was very distracting and looked a kinda cheap and stupid at times.
Rating : B+
The Good: Johnny Depp was awesome as usual and fit perfectly in the role of notorious gangster and bank robber John Dillinger. Even when he wasnt saying anything he was amazing. Also Christain Bale was a ruthless bad ass as FBI agent Melvin Purvis, He shoots down and kills Pretty Boy Floyd (Channing Tatum) within the first 5 min of the movie and then later on kills Baby Face Nelson at the end of a vicous shoot out and high speed chase. The acting from all of the supporting cast was also top notch, especially that of Depps love interest in the film played by Marion Cotillard. Not to mention it was written and directed by Micheal Mann (Heat)
The Bad: It was a somewhat long movie and if it wasnt for some scenes that really dragged out for no reason at all that would have been ok. Also during a few of the shootouts and Action Scenes they were using handheld HD cameras which was an interesting idea by mann but it was very distracting and looked a kinda cheap and stupid at times.
Rating : B+
Movie Review: Terminator Salvation
I dont think there will be another installment in the terminator franchise anytime soon seeing as how the most recent effort T4:Terminator Salvation has been perceived by audiences considering its poor run at the box office.
That being said the following is my opinion on what wasnt the worst but wasnt nearly the best of the four terminator films. First off I dont know why Christain Bale didn't take the role of Marcus which he was originally offered, John Conner didnt seem nearly as important or interesting in this terminator as in the others. The character Marcus which is more or less the hero and the one you become most emotionally invested in is played by Sam Worthington and you find out hes a robot blah blah blah....
the movie was okay but kinda sucked balls because it wasnt T2 but it was still much better than that peice of crap T3...Wish I would have waited for T4 to come out on video
That being said the following is my opinion on what wasnt the worst but wasnt nearly the best of the four terminator films. First off I dont know why Christain Bale didn't take the role of Marcus which he was originally offered, John Conner didnt seem nearly as important or interesting in this terminator as in the others. The character Marcus which is more or less the hero and the one you become most emotionally invested in is played by Sam Worthington and you find out hes a robot blah blah blah....
the movie was okay but kinda sucked balls because it wasnt T2 but it was still much better than that peice of crap T3...Wish I would have waited for T4 to come out on video
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Bryce Dallas Howard in the new spiderman movie??
During a roundtable discussion for Terminator Salvation, Bryce Dallas Howard, who played Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man 3, was asked by IESB if she will be in the next Spider-Man movie. For now, she has not received any word regarding it.
“Absolutely, I have no idea,” she responded
She continued, “Typically after three films, they usually would like to reinvent and stir things up.
As it stands, it looks like there will be another film.” She will respect any decision made by producers regarding her character and the storyline.
“I’m first a fan,” she said. “I really trust Sam [Raimi] and I trust that group.”
“Absolutely, I have no idea,” she responded
She continued, “Typically after three films, they usually would like to reinvent and stir things up.
As it stands, it looks like there will be another film.” She will respect any decision made by producers regarding her character and the storyline.
“I’m first a fan,” she said. “I really trust Sam [Raimi] and I trust that group.”
New Terminator Salvation Trailer !!
click on the title to veiw the new Terminator Salvation Trailer over at iesb.net
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