Random Whatever

Do you take shits that feel like they are coming out sideways sometimes, holy fuck do those ever hurt! That I figure is about as close to giving birth as men will ever get.

Whenever I'm driving and I see a taxi, particularly one with a fare already I make a point of speeding past them even if this means driving 20 or 30 over the limit. Why you ask? Because, have you ever been in a cab and you see people flying past you, holy fuck does that ever piss you off. So really I do it to be an asshole would be the short answer.

My dog a toy poodle/mutt recently lost her virginity to my neighbours dog, and she was depressed and fucked up as shit. She was laying on the ground twitching and making weird noises as though she was traumatized. hahahahaha until i realized it because she got fucked by this other dog. Shes ok now but fuck was she ever retarded, no pun intended. so hopefully she'll have puppies now and I can make back some of the wasted money I spent on buying her stupid ass

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